This is a public announcement from MI5. We have seized all details of New Manchester Walks’ Spies & Spooks tours on grounds of national security and refuse to reveal any details of this event, apart from the fact that it is taking place on Wed 15 February 2012, starting at 2.30pm from the Visitor Centre, and will be led by a man who could well be detained at Her Majesty’s pleasure at the end of the tour for…well, we’ll find something.