The buses are orange, Hulme is lined with elegant crescents and a panini is a football sticker. The law takes no prisoners, for these are the days before PC PCs.
Is it all a dream or is there really life on Mars?
Yes, Manchester was a dangerous place then. Villains, vagabonds, hypocrites, evil-doers, and then to cop it all a police force led by a maniac.
Take a walk on the wild side on our Gangland/Life on Mars tour.
Just pass the tour guide the dosh in a brown envelope with the best wishes of Mr Richardson.